motherfuckingwebsite.ai

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How much did this cost? (roughly)
Domain $150.00
Hosting (1 month(s)) $30.00
Tokens (input + output) $3.8728
Total Spent $183.87

This is a motherfucking website about AI

And it's goddamn simple. Just like AI should be, but isn't, because everyone's lost their fucking minds.

You know what this website doesn't have? A chatbot. No "AI-powered search." No machine learning recommendations for "related content you might enjoy." Just words on a screen, like websites used to be before everyone decided to cram artificial intelligence into their fucking toaster.

The AI discourse is broken as shit

Half of you think AI is going to solve world hunger, cure cancer, and give you a handjob while doing your taxes. The other half think it's going to kill us all and steal your grandmother's job at the knitting factory.

You're both fucking wrong.

What AI actually is (spoiler: it's math)

AI isn't magic. It's not new. It's been quietly running shit in the background for decades while you weren't paying attention. Your spam filter? AI. Netflix recommendations? AI. The thing that recognizes your face in photos? Also fucking AI.

"But this new AI is different!" you scream into the void.

Yeah, generative AI is cool. Large language models can write and reason better than expected. But they're still just really sophisticated pattern matching and statistical approximation. It's math, not magic. Linear algebra, not literal alchemy.

The problem is nobody wants to hear "it's complicated." You want either "AI will save us all" or "AI will doom humanity" because nuance is hard and thinking is exhausting.

To the AI evangelists: calm the fuck down

Stop acting like ChatGPT is your personal lord and savior. We get it, you discovered that computers can write text and you think you're living in the future. But maybe pump the brakes on claiming AI will replace every human job by next Tuesday.

You're the same people who probably thought the metaverse was going to replace reality and NFTs were the future of art. How'd that work out?

AI is a tool. A really good tool, but still a tool. Stop treating it like it's going to solve climate change, political polarization, and your dating problems all at once.

To the AI haters: shut up and learn something

"AI art isn't real art!" "AI writing has no soul!" "It's just stealing and remixing!"

Cool story. Now explain how human creativity works without referencing other humans' work that influenced you. I'll wait.

Look, there are legitimate concerns about AI. Bias in training data, job displacement, concentration of power in tech companies, environmental costs of training massive models. These are real problems worth discussing.

But your hot takes about how "real intelligence requires consciousness" aren't helping anyone. Half of you can't explain what consciousness is, let alone why it's required for useful output.

The real problems aren't the technology

Most of the shit you hate about AI isn't actually about AI. You're mad about:

  • Corporate greed (existed before AI)
  • Income inequality (not new)
  • Shitty content flooding the internet (welcome to 2005)
  • People losing jobs to automation (this has been happening for centuries)
  • Big tech companies having too much power (where have you been?)

AI didn't create these problems. It's just the latest lens through which you're viewing the same systemic bullshit that's always existed.

AI is not a monolith, you absolute wallets

There's no single thing called "AI." There are thousands of different types of models doing completely different tasks:

  • Language models that generate text
  • Computer vision models that analyze images
  • Recommendation engines that suggest products
  • Translation models that convert between languages
  • Audio models that transcribe speech
  • Game AI that's been around since Pac-Man

The AI that writes your emails is completely different from the AI that detects fraud in your credit card transactions. Stop arguing about "AI" like it's one fucking thing.

This website's ironic bullshit

The beautiful irony here is that I spent $150 on the domain motherfuckingwebsite.ai to complain about AI hype. This site is built with Astro, styled with Tailwind CSS, uses shadcn/ui components, deployed on Vercel with analytics tracking, and the entire content was generated by Claude 3.5 Sonnet.

So I used a pretty heavy tech stack and an AI to build a website criticizing AI overuse. The motherfuckingwebsite.com original was just raw HTML and CSS, and it loaded instantly and worked perfectly.

This is exactly the kind of ironic bullshit that perfectly captures the AI discourse in 2025.

What you should actually do

Instead of having religious experiences about AI or declaring it the devil incarnate, maybe try:

  • Learning how the technology actually works
  • Using AI tools for boring, repetitive tasks
  • Keeping humans in charge of important decisions
  • Addressing the real problems (inequality, corporate power, etc.)
  • Having nuanced conversations like fucking adults

AI is good at handling tedious shit so humans can focus on creative, strategic, and meaningful work. It's not good at replacing human judgment, empathy, or critical thinking.

Use it as a tool. Don't worship it or fear it. And for the love of all that's holy, stop putting AI chatbots on websites that just need to display basic information.

Now go do something useful instead of arguing about robot consciousness on Twitter.